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After Boris Johnson became prime minister of the UK, we were inspired by what a dick he is, aka, a REAL johnson. And then, fortuitously, we happened to hear The Who's "Boris the Spider" and an idea was born. We hope you enjoy our little political parody and will contribute to the cause of more parodies being written in the future. (We could really use the money. We lost a job.) Support our artists!
lyrics
Who’s that fucking up the Crown?
Dressing like he is a clown?
Biggest arsehole ever found
In the British isles around?
Boris the Johnson
Boris the Johnson
Now he acts like Donald Trump
Cheeky bastard, giant rump
Womanizer we should dump
Quintessentially a chump!
Eton didn’t help a bit
But he’s planning the Brexit
Always acting like a prick
Bet he has a tiny dick.
Boris the Johnson
Boris the Johnson
Sleazy, Smarmy
Sleazy, smarmy,
Sleazy, sleazy, smarmy, smarmy
Sleazy, sleazy, smarmy, smarmy
Never in the Queen’s own army
Never in the Queen’s own army
Hasn’t got a single friend
Parliament will be his end
Scots and Irishmen agree
“He will never speak for me!”
Boris the Johnson
Boris the Johnson
credits
released August 3, 2019
Lyrics - Zeitgeist Babe
Production - Doctecazoid
Drums - Boxhead
Zeitgeist Babe is usually called Lili Ann Fuller, who sees herself as a wordsmith, but is also a former IT professional.
She wouldn't mind doing that again, but this is more fun. She's currently looking for a paying gig, but will take anything she can get from this effort....more
Melvins fans will flip for this lost ’90s indie classic, with its sludgy guitars, hypnotic rhythms and irresistible hooks. Essential. Bandcamp New & Notable Jun 13, 2020